‘This is the BBC Breakfast News. Good
evening.’
‘The House of Commons passed the third
reading of The Hate Crimes Mental Health Bill yesterday, which will now pass to
the Senate for its final Upper House reading. Commentators agree that there is
little likelihood of the Upper House making any serious amendments and it is
likely to go online for the People’s Assent just before the midwinter recess.
The BBC’s Social Affairs correspondent Sylvia
Kennedy has this report’:
‘In an almost unanimous vote, MPs passed the
historic bill at a little after 4 AM yesterday. In an increasingly common
pattern of crossbench unity, the Leader of the Opposition, the Prime Minister
and the Leader of the Appointed Members backbench Public Health Alliance all spoke
in favour of a measure praised by experts as ‘the beginning of the end for
hate’ in Anglia.
‘Crossbench spokesperson for science and ethics
and leader of the Appointed MPs, Victor Jarvis, thanked the House for supporting
the popular bill: “No longer will the mentally ill peddle hate and create division
and strife by lawless media access and spread the poisons of bigotry and
pseudoscience. While committed to preserving the sacred British tradition of
free speech, this House has just taken an historic step towards bringing our law
in line not only with our European partners but also with the American government’s
bipartisan Health and Security Administration. We now expect our own health professionals,
in conjunction with the civil police, to move swiftly after the expected Assent
to stamp out the terrorist cells that have been ruthlessly abusing the media to
spread their message of intolerance and murder. This is a gentle dusk for the peoples
of our islands and we look forward to the peace and health that ending hate
speech will bring.”
‘The Bill was draughted on the
recommendation of the all-party Plenipotentiary Commission into Violence after
the so-called ‘Survival Riots’ of last summer when over thirty public servants,
leadership cadre and diurnal support staff were murdered in terrorist dawn
raids against private homes and health facilities throughout Anglia, Scotland
and the Shared Sovereignty Counties of Ireland. Right-wing militia and
religious fundamentalist terror cells were universally blamed for the violence
and though the civil police and Health Service Security responded effectively
and promptly, both pulsed and unpulsed lives were tragically lost.
Then-Prime Minister, Douglas Hart, made
legislative reform the centerpiece of his Resignation Speech before he went to
the country to ask for a new electoral mandate. Although he was defeated after
a hotly contested count amid widespread accusations of server tampering and
poster intimidation, his successor had offered a more flexible proposal - for a
Plenipotentiary Commission - which he mooted immediately after Hart’s funeral.
Assent was granted by an unprecedented landslide. The final draught
of the Commission’s findings was introduced to Parliament barely a month ago. The
swift passage of the Bill through committee and two reading stages by members
of both parties: elected and appointed; backbenchers and Ministers, pulsed and
unpulsed in each House has been praised by observers as an epochal show
of unity in the face of unforgivable violence by anti-health, anti-reform extremists
determined to return to the days of division, disease, hatred and daylight
timekeeping.’
‘Meanwhile, European aid workers came under intense
terrorist attack across North Africa and the Middle East again yesterday; from the
Anglo/Spanish area of anti-infection operations in Western Sahara and Morocco to
the Turkish/German aid cities in Syria and Egypt. In a joint communiqué the
Secretary General of the United Nations, Victor Jent and EU Health Commissioner-General
Sigfrid Jaeger tonight announced that voluntary codes of co-operation between
local civil and military authorities had served their purpose but must now be
replaced by a more robust and flexible regime to overcome the scientific challenges
and to defeat anti-health terrorism across the region.
‘Herr Jaeger announced a detailed plan to “-
eradicate infection and those who harbour it throughout this deeply troubled and
strategic part of the world. Air, land and sea elements of the Eastern Mediterranean
Joint Health Command will move into Infected and Infested areas of the Northern
Galilee Quarantine Zone of the Lebanon Directorate. Operations against Infected
holdouts in the Samaria/Al Quds Demilitarized Zone have already begun under
authority granted to the UN by the Cape Town Treaty of ’43; starting with an
anti-virus bombardment by medium- and long-range missiles from naval assets and
Egyptian launch platforms. Disinfection-in-detail is expected to follow shortly
once it has been established that it is safe for ground troops to be deployed
against any remaining criminal gangs.”
‘And finally, it’s good news for cricket fans.
Panhaemon Pharmaceuticals announced in York tonight
that its sponsorship of the Floodlit Championship will be renewed at the end of
the season; bringing much-needed security to the finances of the sport in Northern
Anglia for a further three years. Newly-appointed Panhaemon Chairman, Seward
Jennings, explained: “Panhaemon plc is proud to announce a boost for the region’s
favourite game. Starting in May this year, the site of our former filtration plant
and regional headquarters near Skipton will be redeveloped as a Cricket Academy
and multi-pitch sports village where the cream of Anglia’s cricketing youth
will mix with and be tutored by the best players from the Northern Hemisphere, as
well as training alongside the best of the Southern Hemisphere’s disinfected
veterans. The first clearance work at Skipton has already begun thanks to our
architects’ timely completion of the Minster Remodelling Project and our recent relocation
to our new corporate headquarters in Constantine House in the heart of the Shambles
Redevelopment. On a personal note I’d like to pay tribute to my predecessor -
who was also my mentor, friend and sire - Colin Johnson. The Cricketing Academy
was his personal passion and it seems only proper that the place of his tragic
death in the chemical fire earlier this year should be the location of his
dream come true and also bear his name. The loss of the Pacific and Trans-Himalayan
Regions to infection and insurrection need not be more than a temporary lull in
cricket’s renewed rise to global status, and CJ would no doubt be overjoyed to
know that his vision and industry will surely play a large part in the sport’s
resurrection after the loss and suffering of the Changes.”
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