“Now Daniel, do you still truly believe in
vampires and that you’re one of them?”
“Doctor, I’ve done it all for you; inkblots;
word association; rebirthing; visualization; talking about my mother. Your
collection of cigar advertisements. And yes; what’s true is true and it’s true
there are vampires, including me.”
“Don’t you know how intense and twitchy that
sounds?”
“Wouldn’t you after seven nights on this
couch? The other vampires say I’m getting twitchier as the centuries pass.”
“And what are they doing about that Daniel?”
“Well, from time to time they feed me a
psychiatrist. It seems to help.”
